dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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