On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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