I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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