My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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