I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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