I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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