I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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