the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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