She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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