I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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