Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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