Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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