ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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