Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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