I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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