She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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