I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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