Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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