So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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