I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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