'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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