The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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