I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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