just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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