Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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