Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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