this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I need a hoe opinion
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