Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
