that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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