Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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