Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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