I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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