i just wanna soil my oats bro
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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