You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
