Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
