I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize