He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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