She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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