I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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