we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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