I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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