Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Randomize
