I bet he comes in French.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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