So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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