Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
We need a shit load of segways right now
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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