The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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