Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize