hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize