it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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