Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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