Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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