question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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