This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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