I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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