just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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