If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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