About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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