it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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